Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
Andy BorowitzFacebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
Andy BorowitzMichele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.
Andy BorowitzRemember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.
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