Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.