Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.