Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.