Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.