The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.