The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them