The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.