The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.