Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
Andy BorowitzThe Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.
Andy BorowitzNow that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.
Andy Borowitz