The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.