Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.