Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them