Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.