Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.