Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.