Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.