Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
Andy BorowitzWe invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.
Andy BorowitzNext time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'
Andy BorowitzIt used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
Andy Borowitz