Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.