I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
Andy BorowitzAnn Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'
Andy BorowitzDidn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
Andy BorowitzLet's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Andy Borowitz