Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.
Andy BorowitzIt used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
Andy BorowitzDidn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
Andy BorowitzMaybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
Andy Borowitz