Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.