The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
Andy BorowitzIt only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
Andy BorowitzAnn Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'
Andy BorowitzEvery week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
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