Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.