Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.