Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.