The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.