The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.