The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.