The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'