The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.