The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.