The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.