The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.