Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.