Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.