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Andy BorowitzEvery week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
Andy BorowitzLet's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Andy BorowitzJohn Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.
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