Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.