It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.