On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.
Andy BorowitzDidn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
Andy BorowitzNHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.
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