On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.