On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.