Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
Andy BorowitzLet's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Andy BorowitzAnn Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'
Andy BorowitzWhite House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
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