On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.