Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
Andy BorowitzWeirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.
Andy BorowitzCall me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.
Andy BorowitzThe real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.
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