Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.