Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'
Andy BorowitzJohn Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.
Andy BorowitzEvery week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
Andy BorowitzMaybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
Andy Borowitz