It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.