Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.