Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.