Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.