Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.