You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.