You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.