You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.