All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.