Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
Andy BorowitzOn July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.
Andy BorowitzEvery week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
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