Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
Andy BorowitzGive a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
Andy BorowitzWhite House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
Andy BorowitzCongress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
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