All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"