All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.