Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.