Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.