The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
Andy BorowitzThanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
Andy BorowitzThe Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.
Andy BorowitzCongress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
Andy Borowitz