Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'