Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.