The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.
Andy BorowitzCongress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
Andy BorowitzWelcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.
Andy BorowitzAnn Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'
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