Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.