It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
Andy BorowitzAs we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
Andy BorowitzWelcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.
Andy BorowitzI've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
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