Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.