Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.