Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.