Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.
We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.