To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.
Andy BorowitzXmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
Andy BorowitzThe real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.
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