Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.