If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.