If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.