If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.