If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.