If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.