If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.