If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.