If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.