Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.