Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.