Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.