Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.