Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.