Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.