Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.