Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.