Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.