Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage.