Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.