Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
Andy BorowitzWhite House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
Andy BorowitzCall me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.
Andy BorowitzYou can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.
Andy Borowitz