Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they didn't cut food stamps; and b) they didn't oppose every law regulating guns.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.