Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.