Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.