White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.