White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.