White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.