Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.