Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.