Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.