Welcome delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention! Remember to set your watches back 400 years.
Andy BorowitzWhite House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
Andy BorowitzChristmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
Andy Borowitz