Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.