Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.

Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"