The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

I like animals who trust people.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.