The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

My most serious character flaw is that I don't deny myself much.

I like animals who trust people.

... all of us talk faster than we listen.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.