I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.