I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

I like animals who trust people.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. ... All this time I've been paid to say what is on my mind on television. You don't get any luckier in life than that.