A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think.
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.