I spent my first 50 years trying to become known as a writer and the next 30 trying to avoid being famous. I walk down the street or go to a football game and people shout, 'Hey Andy'. I hate that.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.