If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.

In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he won't tell you.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.