Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural.