If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.