If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because that's what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.

I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.

There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.

Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

Art is a by-product of an honest and successful attempt to do something well.