A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.