A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust