A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.