The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.