I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
It's good to be alive.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.