If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.