Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.