It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.