When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.