When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that