When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.