It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
Artie LangeIn Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.
Artie LangeYou know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
Artie Lange