When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.