I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota