Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.