I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.