I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.