You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.