You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.