You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

It's good to be alive.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.