I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.