When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.