Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust