Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.