Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.