I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world