When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.