When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.