'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

It's good to be alive.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.