'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.