'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.