'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

It's good to be alive.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.