You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.