I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.
I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.