Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.