Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.
Artie LangeHave you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
Artie LangeHoward's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
Artie LangeAll I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.
Artie Lange