Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.