I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.