I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

It's good to be alive.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.