I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

It's good to be alive.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust