I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.