It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that