It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.