Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.