I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.
Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.