I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.
It's good to be alive.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.