Ashton Kutcher Quotes

If you really want to make a relationship work, at some point in time, you're going to have to make some sacrifices and do some things that are a little bit uncomfortable.

See you on the other side, kid.

If you want to be a real entrepreneur you have to be the cause, you have to be the creator of someone else's new realty. Which eliminates time, space, motion, and friction.

My teacher says that everything that you want in the world is one step away, you just have to figure out which direction to step in.

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.

There was a point in time where I was doing movies to be able to afford to live in a certain way.

The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you've lived.

I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman, “If you miss me. you can’t text, you can’t email, you can’t post it on my Facebook wall. If you really miss me, you come and see me.

People are most shocked and most in disbelief that I go to the office every day. I have a job. When I'm not acting on a movie, I go to work, first thing in the morning. I'm at work at 8 o'clock in the morning, and I get home from work at 7 o'clock at night. I treat my job like a job, and I work at it. I think people would probably be most surprised, if I ever calculated up the number of hours I work on an average week and published that. If it was ever documented, I think people would be shocked to find out.

I'm very awkward when I have time off. I don't know what to do with myself. It's weird not to work.

Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I'm blessed with that.

Wear a belt! It's an easy way to pull together your outfit. Just be sure to match it to your shoes.

I believe that opportunity looks a lot like hard work.

I don't understand shopping, it doesn't make any sense to me. As guys, we decide we want something and then we go out and buy it. Women go to the store having no idea what they're going to buy, or what they're even doing, it's like a whole different sport. It's like going to a football game to maybe watch a game. I don't get it.

I've learned the hard way how valuable privacy is. And I've learned that there are a lot of things in your life that really benefit from being private. And relationships are one of them.

Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy.

And every job that I had was a stepping stone to my next job and I never quit my job until I had my next job. And so opportunities look a lot like work.

I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it's hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You'd get to the edge of the pool and all you'd be wanting is a cigarette when all you actually really want is oxygen. So I traded the smoke for the oxygen.

When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes.

I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.

The thing that enchants me the most is the ability women have to feel other people's pain. The total empathy that women have is extraordinary.

If Google decided at any point to publish my search history, or your search history, or anyone's search history, there's a litany of things they could idea police you about, and if it was published, you would be publicly shamed. Everyone would be publicly shamed. But we trust Google, and we trust the people that run that company.

I don't think opposites attract. I think like attracts like. So I don't think that they do attract, opposites. Only when you're talking about magnetic poles.

I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love.

I never thought in my life, I never really thought I would get married. I watched my parents go through a divorce, and I thought, like, this is just not something people are supposed to do.

Working hard, and being thoughtful, and generous, and smart; it's a path to a better life.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.

Your best T-shirt should be like your bed, it just feels like you are home when you are in it.

It's really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.

I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!

How does somebody know what they want if they haven't even seen it?

When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing.

I'm not a follower of this or that religious leader. More wars are started because of religious leaders, and people are following and they don't know why... That is religiosity. That is what turns people into robots.

Everything around us that we call life was made up by people that are no smarter than you.

I trust my government. I actually have a trust for my government with my data, and I trust them to protect me. They've protected me - they've made the best efforts to protect me my whole life.

Anyone who has tried to build something that changes people's lives sometimes finds life to be a distraction, and finds people who don't care as much as they do to be annoying.

Everyone loved Steve Jobs and the idea of Steve Jobs. Like a lot of people, I loved a man I never knew.

I fail frequently - I just try to keep it quiet.

I think I was always able to laugh a lot at the industry - to be detached from it, even if some of the other models weren't. Jeez - it's hardly rocket science, is it? It's not as if you can get to be a better model..... .you can either get away with it, or you cant? And most of them were also acutely aware of the passage of time.....and how it would affect their careers.

Women have a level of outward compassion that a lot of men don't necessarily have. Guys feel as deeply as women, but they don't share it as much.

I didn't come from the worst of situations, and I didn't come into the best of situations. But I've appreciated the best situations. And I've made the best of the worst situations. I'm lucky to be where I am.

I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still.

A lot of people use social media to share mundane things or for self-glorification. I try to use it to share interesting things with people.

I'm very tech-forward. However, I also think hitting the pause button is not a bad thing, and really connecting with people one-to-one viscerally, having a connection with someone, is really important.

The film industry brings people together, and so does technology. I see them as similar platforms.